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The most anticipated Fantasy films of 2012

Friday, December 30th, 2011

(See the Most Anticipated Comedies of 2012 here.)

The key word for Fantasy films in 2012 is “sexy”. We’ve already seen all the beasts the CG can throw at us, all the beautiful mountains New Zealand can offer and heard all the stories your grandparents have been scaring you shitless with. The fantasy genre of today is like the fairy tales most of these films are based on – sexy, dark, gory and by far not meant for anybody under the age of 18.

Directed by Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings-trilogy, King Kong)

This is the very book I’ve read more times than anything else in the world. This very story is the basis for Lord of the Rings, which is my all-time favorite book, and film(s) as well. So not surprisingly, especially with Peter Jackson directing, I’m happy to see The Hobbit bringing back the beautiful landscapes and the awesome cast on the big screen, in a way only PJ can do. Big, beautiful and epic.

Having said that, I wasn’t crazy about the trailer. Everything is exactly as it should be, but it doesn’t feel like there’s anything more. I hope it’s just the first trailer -syndrome, and they are saving the more interesting bits for later, but part of me is scared that the film wouldn’t have been pushed far enough, and could be left hanging somewhere in-between, like King Kong did.

But still, this is the one film I’m waiting more than anything else next year, by far.

Directed by Tommy Wirkola (Dead Snow, Kill Buljo)

Tommy Wirkola directed one of the best films coming out from Nordic countries ever, and definitely the best film in 2009 – a Nazi Zombie comedy Dead Snow. The film went extremely well, becoming a cult classic, and not surprisingly, he got offered a change to direct a major Hollywood film, and Hansel And Gretel‘s classic story got under his fingertips.

It’s been 15 years since the traumatic gingerbread house incident, and the siblings Hansel and Gretel have decided to make sure nobody has to go through that shit again. They’ve devoted themselves in hunting down and killing witches all around the world. The film is loaded with great actors – Jeremy Renner as Hansel and stunning Gemma Arterton as Gretel, and even a Finnish actress Pihla Viitala has found her way to the cast.

I’m excited to see how Tommy Wirkola handles a big, 60-million dollar production, but given how well he did with Dead Snow, it’s probably going to kick some really serious ass. It’s going to look great and have great action, shitload of fun and buckets of blood and gore in it.

Directed by Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, X-Men)

Doing a good trailer is an art form of it’s own, and films shouldn’t be judged based solely on the trailers. But looking at Jack the Giant Killer‘s trailer, I fell instantly in love with the it. Bryan Singer is a wonderful director who knows how to throw stuff at big screen, and it feels like the film could be something to rock your socks off for good.

It’s based on Jack and the Beanstalk and Jack the Giant Killer fairytales, where the basic story is that Jack (played by Nicholas Hoult) goes out to kill giants, and a giant beanstalk is somehow associated to the story. Honestly, I haven’t read or even seen either of the stories so I don’t know shit, because they are not that popular fairy tales in Finland, and I don’t like fairy tales anyway, but – having said that – the film looks like a lot of fun.

Directed by Rupert Sanders

This year we have two Snow White -stories coming at us, both in a completely different tangent. Snow White and the Huntsman is a dark-tinted fantasy adventure from a first-time director Rupert Sanders, who’s juggling a massive 70 million dollar budget as his first feature. The plot is a classic one – evil queen orders Thor… I mean Kirk’s dad… I mean the Huntsman to drag Snow White into the forest, and kill. But instead, he saves her life – and because this is a dark action fantasy film, she learns the art of war and gets ready to kick the queen in her pretty ass with the aid of seven dwarves.

The trailer promises some quite unforgettable costume design and stunning performance from Charlize Theron (as usual), and although it doesn’t feel like the film will be renewing the genre in any way, it seems to be extremely well made. Good start for Rupert Sanders, I would say.

Directed by Tarsem (The Fall, Immortals)

The other Snow White films comes from… wherever the films by Tarsem usually come from. Nobody knows. The guy is a visual genius, and brave enough to extend his geniusness to storytelling. Knowing how amazing work he did with The Fall, whatever Mirror, Mirror is, it’s going to be very… special. And beautiful. The only aspect I’m a bit worried about is that it’s a comedy, and I have no idea what kind of a comedian Tarsem is…

Most anticipated comedies of 2012

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Comedy of the 2012 is cynical, offensive and way over the top. Gone are the days of the John Hughes -style 80′s comedy with a good spirit and positive undertone – today’s comedy is about people getting drunk, killed, humiliated and ending up dead in the gutter, and then being pissed on by a crack whore.

And we love it.

These are the five most interesting comedies coming out next year.

Ps. I decided not to include my film Iron Sky here because that would be like president voting for him/herself in the elections.

(Umm… I guess they actually do that.)

Directed by Larry Charles (Borat, Brüno)

I’ve always found Sacha Baron Cohen‘s characters stupidly funny, and The Dictator just happens to hit the politically incorrect nerve exactly the right way. Again, Sacha and his court director Larry Charles go way over the top, but in their world, it seems to work. It’ll be a lot of people who are going to get really angry about The Dictator, and that’s what Sascha and Larry are best at – making films that get all kind of bigots, fundamentalists and nationalists enraged. If The Dictator doesn’t get him a death threat or two, nothing will. Although, I bet he’s swamped in them anyway – even I got some due to my work with Star Wreck, and I’m waiting what fun Iron Sky brings to the table.

Directed by Nima Nourizadeh

Remember the John Hughes films in the 80′s, where a teenager decides to throw a big party to all the kids in the school to become the popular one, but then everything goes to shit? Well, Project X has the same concept, but it’s being updated to meet the demands of today’s viewers. Written by Matt Drake (Tully) and Michael Bacall (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World) and produced by Todd Phillips, known better as the director of both Hangovers, the trailer promises quite a fucked-up crazy party movie, and in addition for being an extremely well-made trailer, it seems like a hell of a lot of fun for the audience that has already seen everything.

Directed by Seth Rogen

Back in 2007 – that’s centuries ago in Internet time – Seth Rogen did an 8-minute short film by the name of Jay and Seth vs. The Apocalypse, and released a trailer of it to the Internet. Something happened, and the short film never actually surfaced. But now – centuries later – a film based on the short called The Apocalypse is about to be shot and released, and it has a cast of some of the funniest men in Hollywood. And they all play themselves.

The story is simple – something has gone south in the world, and the apocalypse is here. Two guys – apparently, now there’s more of them, though – have locked themselves up in a shelter. They are the last survivors – and all of them class A assholes.

“It’s going to be a pretty offensive vision of the apocalypse,” Seth Rogen says to MTV Movies. The film has a budget of 30 million USD.

The trailer for the short film is here:

Directed by Adam Shankman (Hairspray, The Pacifier)

I don’t like musicals, but I like 80′s hard rock, and I like Tom Cruise. Yeah, I know you want to start whining something about Cruise, but why not shut the hell up and watch some of the great films he’s done instead. Try Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol, for example. Or you might say Tom is not very funny – well, one of the best roles he’s done is in Tropic Thunder, and he’s funny as hell. And this time, Tom Cruise is playing a hard rock legend, and although he’s not the main character, his presence somehow cements the fact that this film has a lot of class, style and good meininki in it. Meininki is Finnish and means good times. Sort of.

Every /b/-tard‘s and Redditor‘s wet dream – the film where all the Internet memes become alive and part of the feature film plot – is happening. An American VFX company Nurv has (rick)rolled it’s sleeves and slammed together a concept teaser, by which they hope to get studios and A-list stars interested.

The plot is an Alice In Wonderland -type of story about a guy who gets lost in the wild world of the Internet, in search of a girl he met at an Internet chatroom. The imaginary kingdom of the Internet is hosted by none other than Antoine Dodson – yes, the very Bed Intruder Guy himself – and the film is overloaded with dozens of Internet meme stars (Numa Numa Guy, Boxxy, Tay Zonday and Double Rainbow Guy to name a few). All of them the real deal.

The movie hasn’t been filmed yet, so I’m a bit skeptical on 2012 release, but it has a script, and it’s being actively financed on IndieGoGo, so if you want to see this happen, head on over there and hand them a dime or two.

Anything I missed? Anything that’s not supposed to be there? Let’s hear your thoughts!

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